Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Color me... Amused or Proving your not vital to anything round 2

I saw this on drudge report yesterday [Link] Evidently the homosexuals are out to prove how vital they are by not coming to work today. They better hope they are actually you know actually vital, because the problem about going this rout to prove your indispensability is that you actually might not, you know, be indispensable. Their collective bosses may just figure out how little the extra employee is needed.

Oh well silly homos what can you do lol.

-Trent

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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Wolf to sheep "I'm not hungry, don't call the sheepdog"

So BO (Barak H. Obama herein known as BO) has decided that its a good idea to make the gun owning / buying public more comfortable with his presidency, probably not a bad idea given some of the rhetoric I've seen floating around the more whack job crevices of the right wing internets.


And so how does our lord and savior BO go about playacting the masses? hehehe, sorry, he tells them basically "I'm not interested in taking your guns" I reference the link here: [Linky] OKOK stop laughing, as pointed out in the referenced material, BO is probably the most anti gun president we have ever had, based purely upon his prior record, BO has voted "an increase in federal excise taxes up to 500 percent for every gun and firearm sold".

BO says he is for common sense gun laws, to a liberal democrat, common sense gun laws are the laws that keep those scary guns far away from you and your helpless little children, which it will surly devour! Now which guns are the scary guns? Well, what guns do you have? Cause they are the scary ones!

I found the link from Mad Ogre who if you don't read, you should.

As an example I'ma quote him on the above:

"Arms are tools designed to be Weapons from the start if we are perfectly honest here. And our Bill of Rights protects our right to Arms. Our right to have WEAPONS. This isn't about going hunting with Dad. This is about essential Liberty. Unarmed, we are subjects. Armed, we are Citizens... and we are the final Check and Balance of our Government... we are the 4th Branch of our Government. An active participant in the governing of our selves, because it is all By The People, For The People... Not Above the People and Beyond the People like the Democrats would like you to believe and behave. "

If you ever want a gun, or the ammo to shoot it with, whether you think there is going to be a civil war, riots, a disaster wherein you have to hunt your own food, protect yourself, or if you just want to go to the range and plink every once in a while; you should buy whatever you think you’re going to need to do that with, then buy 2x that much. It is going to be a very tough next few years for us gunnies.

-Trent

Monday, December 08, 2008

The Creed

We believe in Marx/Freud/Darwin/Nietzsche/Lukacs/Gramsci/Sanger/Dewey/Bloom/Kinsey/Derrida/Foucault
We believe everything is OK
as long as you don't hurt anyone,
to the best of your definition of hurt,
and to the best of your knowledge.

We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy is OK.
We believe that taboos are taboo.

We believe that everything is getting better
despite evidence to the contrary.
The evidence must be investigated
And you can prove anything with evidence.

We believe there's something in
horoscopes, UFO's and bent spoons;
Jesus was a good man
just like Buddha, Mohammed, and ourselves.
He was a good moral teacher
although we think His good morals were bad.

We believe that all religions are basically the same--
at least the one that we read was.
They all believe in love and goodness.
They only differ on matters of
creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.

We believe that after death comes the Nothing
Because when you ask the dead what happens they say nothing.
If death is not the end, if the dead have lied,
then it's compulsory heaven for all
excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Khan.

We believe in Masters and Johnson.
What's selected is average.
What's average is normal.
What's normal is good.

We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed.
Americans should beat their guns into tractors
and the Russians would be sure to follow.

We believe that man is essentially good.
It's only his behavior that lets him down.
This is the fault of society.
Society is the fault of conditions.
Conditions are the fault of society.

We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him.
Reality will adapt accordingly.
The universe will readjust.
History will alter.
We believe that there is no absolute truth
excepting the truth that there is no absolute truth.


We believe in rejection of creeds (except this one)
We believe in everything
We believe in nothing
We are dead men walking to the abyss
Follow us and we'll make you dead men, too!

(Steve Turner)